I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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