We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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