i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm like, not good at living.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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