Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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