No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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