Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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