I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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