Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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