Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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