your thong is hanging out like whoa
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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