You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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