I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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