If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
he's gonorrhea incarnate
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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