imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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