And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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