She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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