I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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