it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
where are you?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.