i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard