it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The power of my boobs compel you
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything