How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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