My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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