before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now