I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.