Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse