I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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