Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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