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even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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