yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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