I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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