I need help removing her.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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