just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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