so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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