I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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