Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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