Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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