walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Randomize