Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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