How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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