fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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