the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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