dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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