Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein

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(407): View more from Florida

mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.

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(915): View more from Texas

Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"

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(630): View more from Illinois

i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.

(440): View more from Ohio

Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.

(304): View more from West Virginia

She seemed pretty into it.

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(425): View more from Washington

I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.

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(940): View more from Texas

You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.

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