Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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