Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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