I want to stick my p in your. b.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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