Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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