i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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