I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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