If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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