Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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