Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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