is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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