I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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