So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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