ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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