theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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