just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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