So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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