Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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