we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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